postpartum

Twice this week big chain grocery store employees have made me want to rip their faces off. Hmmm, there’s probably actually more effort and gore involved in that than I want to deal with. I wouldn’t mind stomping on their foot really really hard though.

WalmartWednesday was minor but annoying. I was at, drum roll please, Wal-Hell, when The Incident occurred. I purchased just a few items and one was too big for a bag. It was a big ass child safety gate. Not exactly something I could hide.

5 weeks postpartum