hormone overload

Twice this week big chain grocery store employees have made me want to rip their faces off. Hmmm, there’s probably actually more effort and gore involved in that than I want to deal with. I wouldn’t mind stomping on their foot really really hard though.

WalmartWednesday was minor but annoying. I was at, drum roll please, Wal-Hell, when The Incident occurred. I purchased just a few items and one was too big for a bag. It was a big ass child safety gate. Not exactly something I could hide.

Every Thursday is going to be Mommy Babble. I’ll just fill in a little background this time. I’m 36 years old and I never intended to be a mom at all. I started going the other way when I was 33. It had become clear that I had found my soul mate and at the same time I began to feel the need to add another piece of him to the universe. I realize how dramatic that reads but if there is anything in life worth a little drama it’s a discussion about adding life to the world.