Is Renny a Genius in Disguise?

RennyIn Renny’s biography at CBS.com she describes herself as vivacious, witty, passionate, dynamic, and entertaining. Vivacious? Ding ding ding, you definitely have a winner there. Passionate? I’ll give her that one too but I think her passion is leaning to the temperamental spoiled lunatic princess side.

I’m so far from agreeing with the rest that I find myself turning to my dictionary to make sure I really understand the full meaning of the words. Witty for instance is defined as amusingly clever in perception and expression. No. Definitely not.

Renny - Lip partialInitially I did find myself laughing at that face she makes with her lip puffed out but now I find myself wanting to reach out and give her lip a pull like a shade cord then watch it flap round and round her head. Over the top? Yeah, well, I’ve got my prego hormones card and I don’t mind playing it. People have to live with her. (Tee hee there’s a couple that have to live with me too.) I just can’t imagine looking at that “I’m so perceptive” lip everyday of my life. Calgon, take her away!

Dynamic is pertaining to or characterized by energy or effective action. I might be inclined to agree that she’s energetic but I have difficulty with "effective action". I’ll give dynamic a pass though if for no other reason than that I’m tired of thinking about Renny. Finally, on entertaining, we all have to be the judge of that for ourselves but I give her a big ole FAIL!

So, here’s what I’m wondering. Am I missing the genius of Renny? Why the hell did she think she needed a “pawn” when there are only three people on the opposing side? What possible logic could be lurking in that frumpy head of hers. Is she a genius hidden behind boas and big floppy flowers and I’m just missing it? What do you think?