Evict Jerry the Jackass Already!

I’ve previously admitted my love, errr, obsession with reality TV. This season is definitely one of the wildest on Big Brother with all the bickering. I don’t even watch it (recorded on DVR) unless Jensen is in bed. I don’t want him to see all the hatred and filth they spew at one another. I, however, get a great big prego laugh out of them tearing each other’s eyes out! It’s therapy for the anger hormones.

Jerry The Ass: image from realitytvmagazine.comJerry is a whole other can of worms. I detest that flippin man! I really do attempt to respect elders. And, I don’t want to dis anyone’s grandpa but man, that guy is an ASS! I understand that it’s great play strategy for the house to get rid of the “threats” in the game but don’t you think there comes a point when they just want to get rid of the annoying people? Yep, that would include dear Renny too, though I don’t despise her on near the level of the Colonel.

So, explain to me again why it was ok for our Colonel there to not wear any military attire and go back on his word but when Dan takes off his cross and goes back on his word he is Judas? Hmmmm. Must be nice to live in Jerry’s world. Seriously, does anyone suspect he has dementia? I think that’s the only acceptable excuse for his level of hatred. That fool doesn’t have a plan! He’s too much of a hot head to be working a plan. Ugh!

Bring Jessie back and kick Jerry out! Is that possible? Expect the unexpected, right? Jessie was constant entertainment to me. The total level of self-absorption was an absolute riot. When he gave the good-bye speech to Steven and it was all about himself I was thankful I was wearing my laugh/sneeze guard (panty liner). Hilarious shit!

Regardless of my total helplessness in this situation I still find myself campaigning for the old man to get the boot. I don’t care how old he is. I don’t care about his background. I don’t care about how many grand kids or great grand kids he has. He’s an ass. He needs to go! Kick Jerry out! Kick Jerry out! Kick Jerry OUT!!!!